BLACKCAPS make the semis!
The BLACKCAPS have smashed England to finish top of their group and progress through to the semi-finals. A superb bowling performance saw the previously unbeaten England dismissed for 146 which Brendon McCullum and Martin Guptill then made look like childs play as they took to the English bowlers scoring 66 off the first 10 [...]

We can’t use jam or honey because they have too much sugar, we can’t use vegemite/ marmite because they have too much salt, we can’t use peanut butter because it has too much fat so that doesn’t leave us much – only perhaps some crusty dry toast.  But lets put this all in perspective folk – they are spreads (spread being the [...]